heaven help me... i think im getting tired of wheat bread

BLOOOOOCK

gotta run to get my car.... literallly.

i shaved and now my chin is cold.. brrr.

my body is now controlling me...

my arms hurt from racing

dreamt im still stuck in remedial college english, ....in some ways still am

westwood hurts my knees

almost crashed my car because i closed my eyes to sneeze ....

When the world gets real small and wraps around you and everything loses focus, you might be sick, you might be in love, but you definitely should not

and after sleeping for 100 hours, im all better

man.. head feels like it stuffed with cotton...

cant shut up the crazy monkeys... focus! focus!

my coworkers calling me the "fat man"

i caved .... and bought some dino bites

puh. too many dumplings

foggy foggy tuesday, another schizo week

big brother is a bit sensitive

wow. those online tax websites are amazo.

ok so i was wrong about the mcdonalds diet...

my boss found out i was using the wrong numbers ...... the ones he calculated 2 months ago.

1+1 = 1

man! such a productive morning. Finished everything so early...... because i forgot to shower :(Edit

I'm glad someone else has taken the name from me: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-12542664

writers block, or writers block, reveal the secrets that you have locked...

My new jeans have taught me something: if i were tribal, my name would be thunder thighs...

hits closer to home than you might think: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/

i keep getting mugged in my dreams... good thing im not a prophet

My shoulders are getting bigger

i keep getting mugged in my dreams... good thing im not a prophet

my water bottle tastes like ham sandwich

When your nightmare is that your ANSI screw doesnt fit your ISO hole, chances are you've been a mech E for too long...

Still freezing in 55 degrees in Huntington and im wearing fleece, long sleeves and tee shirts. SoCal has made me weak...

Honey knows her kettle fried chicken

there's barf everywhere, i don't even think that kids are this bad

my aunt is in cancun, going to vegas, the a cruise, then asia. Retiring has made my aunt 20.

its all arts and crafts today....

morning breakfast: bearclaw and antibiotics... mmmm!

2011, day 2: i have a blister on my foots

2011, i decide to start it off by leaving my keys in my car. My LOCKED car ...

my raincoat sounds like a brawl between sandpaper