writers block, or writers block, reveal the secrets that you have locked...

My new jeans have taught me something: if i were tribal, my name would be thunder thighs...

hits closer to home than you might think: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/

i keep getting mugged in my dreams... good thing im not a prophet

My shoulders are getting bigger

i keep getting mugged in my dreams... good thing im not a prophet

my water bottle tastes like ham sandwich

When your nightmare is that your ANSI screw doesnt fit your ISO hole, chances are you've been a mech E for too long...

Still freezing in 55 degrees in Huntington and im wearing fleece, long sleeves and tee shirts. SoCal has made me weak...